Note: I HAVE, in fact read your trashy books, and tried to see in your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my @$$.

So, first I shall tear apart your “characters,” even though they haven’t got enough personality to be called characters, anyhow.

Massie- She’s controlling, shallow, narcissistic, overly confident, spoiled, and let’s not forget has the same amount of personality of a toenail. She forces her friends to do what she wants, and if they don’t, they’re “Out!” Throughout the whole f***ing series, she seems only to care about lip gloss, her room and herself. And let’s not forget her annoying lingo. “Kuh-laire!” or “Ehmigod!” and of course, “Ah-mazing.” I feel incredibly sorry for her parents. If she were related to me, I’d legally disown her in all possible ways. She’s also so mean to the only characters in the series with potential to be halfway well-written. (Claire and Lane)

Now onto Alicia- She’s a little Whore who always complains about so much. And, she’s a doormat for Massie with even less personality. And, she’s so spoiled, too. Why do you people like reading about spoiled, stuck-up B*tches?

Dylan- honestly, she’s so boring I can’t form an opinion on her. Other than getting a cold in book four, she’s just a name and a face with nothing behind her, and, oh! What a shock? She had no personality either! Don’t you see a patter other than “Ehmigod! Plaid!” forming? I sure am!

Kristen- if she weren’t without personality, I might almost like her. She’s got some interest in things other than her looks, but just making her an athlete with a bad haircut doesn’t give personality or likeability.

Claire- She and Lane had potential, but Claire liking Massie ruined her half-personality.  Poor thing. She seemed so nice at first. And I wanted her and Lane to rise up and kick Massie and her little drones’ @$$es but, Lisi Harrison hasn’t the brains or talent to think of that. And I’m not a hypocrite, I can write better than her, If you want proof, I’ll Gladly post one of my Twilight Fan Fictions.

So, those are your hideous main characters.
I don’t feel like ripping up all of the books individually or I’d go on all day.
So, I’ll talk about them in general!

The plots are boring, with conflicts so simple I want to vomit all over the book but it would be demeaning to my vomit. (Which, I’m sure is more intelligent than the characters) The relationships between the characters are about as good as the one I have to a person I spoke to once in my life and haven’t seen in three years, when that person is 92 and from mars. Meaning, the relations are awful. And the plot holes are so obvious.

See, I was able to express what the whole series is like in once paragraph. See how simple it is? And I’m not the only Clique hater. My best friend, Alex is helping me write this since she has a great sense of how to word things just right.

Now, this is only directed at two girls who will probably never read this. But I noticed that some clique fans are just a stuck up and stupid as the characters! Haha! Again, this was not directed at anyone on this site, just at people Alex and I know-and-hate from school. And, I am not calling any of you directly dumb; you just have a... younger taste in books. I had a phase like that, but I didn’t know about the Clique yet.

Here are some excellent books that could cure your mind!

The Host by Stephenie Meyer- it’s a great sci-fi romance of Wanda, a soul put into Melanie Stryder’s body, who unintentionally becomes one with Melanie, loving her family and the man she loves. But Wanda also loves another man from the same family as Melanie’s lover. (Sorry for my crappy summary. Don’t take my summaries to heart.)

The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer- A great Romance about a human girl named Bella falling for a vampire named Edward, and with a werewolf named Jacob. With fight scenes, vampires coming after Bella, love, friendship and also humor! (Again, I suck at summarizing.)

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling- not my very favorite but a classic about a young Wizard boy, coming up to defeat evil Lord Voldemort and keep the Wizarding World safe! (I think that could be my worst summary yet!)

Percy Jackson and The Olympians- A funny story about a boy named Percy Jackson, son of the sea God, Poseidon, and his friends; a Satyr named Grover and Annabeth; daughter of Athena, saving Olympus to beat the Titan Lord Kronos! (Those summaries sucked as well, but trust me, the books are great!)

The Mortal Instruments Trilogy by Cassandra Clare- A chilling, funny, hot series full of demons, action, humor and a little romance. (Look them up if you want a non-crappy summary.)

And, as I have said before, if you want proof I’m a better author than Lisi Harrison, I’ll gladly post one of my Twilight fan fictions for you!

And the reason I censored my cussing out is because I have a nasty habit of bad language and I don’t want to take it out on others.